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"Square One" Season Three, Episode Twelve Directed by Courteney Cox Written by Peter Saji Air Date - May 15, 2012 on ABC Opening Sequence Subtitle: Welcome to Cougarton Abbey Previous Episode: Down South Next Episode: It'll All Work Out |
Synopsis[]
Jules and Grayson are afraid to make the same mistakes of their past relationships; Ellie and Laurie fight over who's the sexiest between them; Bobby enters a "white shirt challenge" with Jules.
Guest Starring[]
- Courteney Cox as Jules Cobb
- Christa Miller as Ellie Torres
- Busy Philipps as Laurie Keller
- Dan Byrd as Travis Cobb
- Josh Hopkins as Grayson Ellis
- Ian Gomez as Andy Torres
- Brian Van Holt as Bobby Cobb
- Nicole Sullivan as Lynn Mettler
- unknown as Vincent "Vinny" Hawthorne (voice only)
Music[]
- "Born to Cry" by Devin
- "Too Soon" by Devin
- "King of Diamonds" by Motopony
- "Let's Go Back" by Moon Taxi
- "Clementine" by Sarah Jaffe
- "Quiet Night In" by All the Young
Trivia[]

Welcome to Cougarton Abbey
- The "Cougarton Abbey" title card bit is a reference to the Season Three Community premiere, where Abed discovered that Cougar Town is an adaptation of a 1990s (fictitious) British sitcom, Cougarton Abbey. However, Cougarton Abbey only ran for six episodes before being cancelled.[1]
- Courteney Cox's real-life daughter Coco Riley Arquette has a small cameo as a little girl eating chocolate ice cream while passing by Andy and Bobby.
- To decide who's messier, Jules and Bobby initiate the "white shirt challenge": first one to have a stain on their shirt looses, no napkins, no mercy. Bobby wins after Grayson accidentally spills a glass of red wine on Jules.
- Jules hates using sounds in place of words.
- To discover who is "better at sex", Ellie and Laurie comply lists of sexual partners, find a common partner and ask him who was better. The common partner was Vincent "Vinny" Hawthorne, who awarded the title to Ellie because of her spontaneity.
- "Cake walk" now means something really difficult.
- Grayson and others begin walking a lap around the house when upset.
Season Three Episodes | ||
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1. "Ain’t Love Strange" |
6. "Something Big" |
11. "Down South" |
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