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Season Four, Episode Thirteen
Directed by Randall Keenan Winston
Written by Sean Lavery
Air Date - April 2, 2013 on ABC
Opening Sequence Subtitle: Welcome to [title] John Hughes is a God.
Previous Episode: This Old Town
Next Episode: Don't Fade on Me
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Inspired by the 1985 classic The Breakfast Club, the Cul-De-Sac Crew offers insight into their innermost thoughts through voice-overs. Grayson is crushed after discovering some harsh reviews of Gray's Pub on Yelp, most of which target him personally. Jules goes to extreme lengths to prove she's not a goody-two-shoes, ultimately landing herself and her "accomplices" in grocery store jail. Laurie finally tells Travis that she "really likes" him.

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  • "Don’t You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds


  • The Cul-de-Sac Crew shares their criminal pasts:
    • Laurie's been arrested numerous times: once for impersonating a cop, once for assaulting a cop, and once for trying to have sex with a cop (which is called a 1069).
    • Ellie stole a crate full of vodka when she was 16.
    • Grayson was busted for being a male escort; no sex, just over the clothes stuff.
    • Bobby shot someone, but he didn't die.
  • Ellie writes down the date of when she agrees with Laurie, Tuesday April 2nd, the day this episode premiered.
  • When Laurie was 14, she was waterboarded.
  • Ellie writes mean reviews on Yelp under the handle PrincessBridezilla.
  • With people Andy is close, he is an empath.
  • Sympatence is sympathy impotence.

Season Four Episodes

1. "Blue Sunday"
2. "I Need to Know"
3. "Between Two Worlds"
4. "I Should Have Known It"
5. "Runnin' Down A Dream"

6. "Restless"
7. "Flirting With Time"
8. "You and I Will Meet Again"
9. "Make It Better"
10. "You Tell Me"

11. "Saving Grace"
12. "This Old Town"
13. "The Criminal Kind"
14. "Don't Fade on Me"
15. "Have Love Will Travel"